Went to see a psychic who was in a bad mood...
...then I saw a clairvoyant who was really grumpy.
I'm just trying to find a happy medium
What will the 10th movie in the Fast and Furious franchise be called?
"Fast 10... Your Seat Belts!"
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Complete set of encyclopedia Britannica.
45 Volumes. Excellent condition.
€100 or best offer.
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Got married last weekend.
Wife knows everything.
Tech support: “What does the screen say now?”
Customer: “It says ‘Hit enter when ready.’”
Tech support: “Well?”
Customer: “How do I know when it’s ready?”
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How did Benjamin Franklin feel
when he discovered electricity?
A: He was shocked.
Why did the horse chew with his
A: Because he had bad stable manners.
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."
A man stops by his local florist shop to buy flowers for his new girlfriend. He asks the proprietor, "You know the expression, 'You should say it with flowers'?"
"How about three dozen of my finest roses?" the florist asks.
"Make it a half dozen roses," the man answers. "I'm a man of few words."