"Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!"
Notice to strong stomachs ! ? ? ?
For several weeks now, the terraces bars and restaurants have been reopening, to the delight of aperitif lovers.
How many beers do you need to drink to compensate for the losses caused by the closure?
This is a question that a British financial company has tried to answer. The Company Debt calculated how many beers you would need to drink to make up for the lost turnover of bars and restaurants in England. The result? The English would have to drink 124 more beers per person by the end of 2021. As you can see, this is far more than the number recommended by health bodies.
According to the company, the hospitality industry in England has lost £25 billion, or just under €30 billion, due to the pandemic. If we take the average price of a glass of beer, £3.94, in relation to the 52 million adults living in the country, we arrive at the result of 124 extra pints in 2021 per person, according to the British company.
Obviously, this calculation is purely indicative. The company has no intention of encouraging people to drink so many litres of beer. "This article is not intended as an apology for excessive drinking, but to shed light on the constraints facing the pub sector in these difficult times. Please drink responsibly," the company says.
Dream Believe ...
(Who) cares ? LOL
Dutch Dutch Dutch !!! It is a "grap" (=joke).
The European Space Agency (ESA) recruits one Dutch, one French and one Turkish astronaut for a space mission.
The Dutch says: "I would like to master a new language, can I bring a Spanish teacher?". ESA recruits the best Spanish teacher trains them and sends them to the space with the others.
<br>The French says: "I love my wife and I can't live without her for ten years". So ESA trains his wife and sends her to the space too.
The Turkish says: "I'm a big smoker, I can't go on without cigarettes for ten years". So ESA uses the cutting-edge technology to build a smoking container in the space shuttle and fills it with enough cigarettes for ten years.
10 years pass, the mission is successful and the space shuttle returns home. ESA organizes a crowded ceremony for the landing.
First, the Dutch steps off and says "¡Hola!" with the perfect Spanish accent. Everyone applauds the astronaut's double achievement.
Then, the French and his wife step off, followed by two little children. The crowd applauds like crazy, they had two kids in space!
Finally the Turkish steps off with a cigarette in his mouth, shaking and visibly traumatized. He says: "Does anyone have a lighter?"
For the golfers on the island (John ?).
I couldn't sleep then...
I've taken a beautiful photo of the red moon taken last night in Fuerteventura.
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For ..you guys ! 🙂 🙂 🙂
What's brown and sticky ...
A stick
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Not quite a joke Alex but I liked the next in the series, "Believing in yourself"
@russ-howard Are you sure ? Take the same picture and show it at the airport controls. And the world will be yours. LOL No more tests needed. ?
Why does Hamlet take so long in the bathroom?
He can't decide to pee or not to pee